Take advantage of the smash hit underground DVD series, "Ghetto Fights" with Real-Time Ghetto Brawls. This app would allow users to view around-the-way fights pulled from video phones at lightning speed. Users can browse brawls using a crystal clear interface and even cheer them on using a special microphone attachment -- at an additional cost.
2. Baby Daddy Tracker
While this would require the surreptitious hiding of a tracking device on your baby daddy's person -- it could be a "gift" of a key chain or necklace -- once the device is in place Google Maps would enable you to find your baby daddy no matter where he is. No more missed child support payments! Can also work for probation officers.
3. National Hair Weave Price IndexEver get that sneaking suspicion your hairdresser is cheating you on the price of your hair? Or that you could get a better sew-in a couple of states over? No need to worry. With the National Hair Weave Price Index, black women everywhere will be able to enter the real prices of their weaves and weigh the cost against the quality with a uniform rating system. A stock-like ticker will list the relative values of different hair textures, stylists and procedures. The National Lace Front Index would be the next obvious step.
This will be a necessary tool for any man who has ever wondered if he's slept with a woman that his boys have also sampled or even wanted to track down a particular jump off. With this tool, men can use their social network to list, rank and recommend jump offs, as well as know who to avoid for reasons like disease or insanity.
5. Should I Smack This &%#!?
If you are a wronged woman, pimp or just plain mad at someone, the Should I Smack This &%#!? app will take you through a series of questions and calculations that will weigh what the person has done versus the potential fines and penalties in your state and the likelihood of getting away with the crime. No more taking impulsive action and paying the consequences later!
This app puts the Lord on speed dial. Need a riveting sermon by T.D. Jakes? Gotta hear some inspirational prosperity gospel from Creflo Dollar? Speed Preacher will allow you to enter your emergency spiritual need and match it to your preferred style of evangelical minister. God's love, at your fingertips!
Collect data related to your favorite incarcerated rapper in real time from the cell phones prisoners have in their jail cells. Jailed Rapper Reports will also contain an organized scrap book of all jailed rappers past and present, with "best of" highlights from their bids.
8. Nail Tips Design Wizard
Don't be limited to the two hundred tired designs available at your local nail shop. With this app you can gather inspiration from pop culture, like Nicki Minaj's latest green wig to Lady Gaga's freakiest outfit, to develop an acrylic nail look that lets you do you.
9. Family Function Finder
Need a free meal? Some place to leave your kids for free for a few hours? Family Function Finder will let you do all of that and more! Special features will also allow you to track which of your relatives you've taken advantage of the most lately and help you intelligently rotate your get-over antics.
Never forget who has beef with whom using this hot iPad application. From politicians to rappers, get a running list of which black stars are spitting bile at one another and why.
What are you feeling about this? I feel we glorify being ghetto way too much. We are all not ghetto, we like to classy but just dont play.
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